Well, I think we all know I have no idea who Kevin Durant is... but that didn't deter me from clicking through with excitement that maybe Nike had created some type of running shoe that is weatherproof, won't get your socks wet in the rain, maybe heats your feet in the cold and cools them in the summer. The possibilities for a shoe that is ALSO a weatherman are endless!! I realize now those are lofty goals from a running shoe, but whatever - lots of people in the 80s thought we'd have hoverboards by now, so let's move on.
It took me 3 articles and 2 videos to figure out that the "Weatherman" is:
1. A new basketball shoe (gross)
2. Has no weather neutralizing benefits for your feet
3. Has no weather predicting technology
4. Is only called the Weatherman because the colors look like a Doplar Radar.
This Washington Post article describes the Weatherman as "A hot electrifying forecast for your feet." Why would I not immediately assume that this shoe can somehow tell me the outside temperature and/or the temperature of my body while I'm running?
And check out this picture!
This lead me to believe the bottom of the shoe was testing the temperature of the ground, predicting earthquakes, snow, and rain.
It turns out it's just a color scheme.
Further research informed me the shoe is weather themed because apparently this Durant character wanted to be a weatherman when he was growing up. Instead he became a millionaire pro basketball player and famous designer of questionable, misleading sneakers. Thanks for that.
Maybe one day shoes will be as innovative as my brain, but until then, I suggest Nike put a disclaimer on the box that says this shoe is weather colored but can't actually predict the weather.